January 2012
December 2011
That awkward moment when
miss-chanandler-bong:
Your friend’s dog sticks their nose violently into your crotch. And when you playfully attempt to direct their nose elsewhere, they just come back with more force than before or they choose to goose you instead.
Palm to palm, our fingers knot, entwined
embracing hearts, withstanding time...
– (via graciouswords)
When I meet Justin:
Me: Hi
Justin: Hi
Me: Can you sign this
Justin: Sure
Me: Can you sing to me
Justin: Sure
Me: Can we take a picture
Justin: Sure
Me: Can we make babies
Justin: Sure
Justin: Wait what?
Me: too late you’ve already said sure.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
damnthatswhatshesaid:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
damnthatswhatshesaid:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!