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boys:  if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys:  please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

Entitled

Me:  This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:  Why?
Me:  Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:  And?
Me:  And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:  Touche




I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept